'touch your toes'. Just in case you thought only the Bush administration had their heads up their collective ummm nether regions about climate change...
Former German
Chancellor Helmut Schmidt
called for an end to the "hysteria" over global warming in the
lead-up to the summit. The topic is "hysterical, overheated, and that is
especially because of the media," Schmidt told Germany's Bild daily. There has always been climate
change on earth, Schmidt said. "We've had warm- and ice-ages for hundreds
of thousands of years," he said, and added that the reasons behind the multiple climate changes
have been "inadequately researched for the time being." To
assume that global climate change can be altered by any plans made at the
Heiligendamm summit is "idiotic," he said.
--Deutsche Welle, 4 June 2007
Although my field will not say no to further funding (there is so much to do), so far we have not found what Helmut wanted to hear (which is perhaps why he isn't listening), and I don't think we're going to find
"ooooh last time we had a 'runaway greenhouse gas world' at the Paleocene-Eocene Thermal Maximum everything was A-okay"
because we already know for example that acidity in the ocean increased to a thickness of several kilometers (dissolving away the calcium carbonate sediment) and that tropical surface water temperatures may have been as warm as 40°C (compared to our ~35°C today) which means the land temperature (lower heat capacity than water) was much much greater (explaining the absence of tropical plants during that interval)...oh what fun Helmut! We're all looking forward to the future with you thanks to the summits inaction.